Hello, my name is D and I am a shopkeeper in London a very strange man has been coming to my shop in London and he’s been telling me that his name is John Polk and that I should be answering his call on my Samsung phone so I did and when I answer the call on my Facebook on my Samsung phone, I realized that John Paul is the president of Uruguay United States of America. So the next time he came to my shop I told him hello Mr. pork do you have on my pay India account and he proceeded to respond with nothing but I really loud and uncomfortable screech directed towards my special product Deez Nuts these nuts my phone is not saying it like I am and that kind of bothers me so I have another request this time to the iPhone Apple people that make the interruption that listens to me and then types out what I say please add a person to my phone at like like a person inside my phone so I get more accurate typing when I speak to my phone, so I don’t have to speak to my phone, but to the person in the phone I think it would help a lot of people be more confident speaking to their phone if they knew there was a person who carefully typed everything out accurately. Thank you Apple iPhone people for adding the person to my Apple iPhone Samsung phone and now I need help installing a new app. I’ve been told by my comment section to get apparently it’s called Instagram instant gram that’s probably download instant Instagram OK it’s not doing anything. I think that’s also a problem that you guys needs to fix because I expect my phone to listen to me when I speak to it you know because when I speak to it and it doesn’t respond back to me, it makes me feel a wee bit lonely in my shop in London you know so police police make a phone with that kind of capability and while you’re at it, you can visit my shop in London and talk to my new friend John Park. He’s a very nice guy fellow and occasionally he tells me to purchase a video game called P2PP2. It’s that the phone is still not working Mr. Apple like PIHPIHT you know no no not like that. so I need my followers to help me decide if I should buy this pay a game you know because I don’t want to be spending my heart and money on things that aren’t worth the money and I also needed to support my pay India because I’ve decided that my shop in London is only going to be accepting payment through my pay India by request from a nice American fellow that visited my shop the other day called Carlito Smith, Carlitos Cletus hello the phone is not listening to me as you can say and I don’t know what to do with it Mr. Apple police spell the name correctly. I do not want to come off as I as though people don’t think I’m making fun of the nice American fellow Mr. Apple I feel like this is very disrespectful. Carlitos no car there’s no car CLETUS OK yes yes correct thank you what does halitosis moth mean wise? Why does the keyboard tell me that I’m speaking about ketosis moth? what is what is Cleto moth? Is that a bad word that the youth says these days no OK Mr. Apple I feel like you’re not properly with me right now and I find that to be very disrespectful and I would like someone to contact the HR department and have a serious talk with this young man because I paid a lot of money for this phone and if the person cyber phone isn’t going to be doing what I wanted to I feel like that is not worth my money all time and it puts a bad image of the product. You know I have a lot of followers and they can take the Mr. apple down they can they can make a Mr. apple but better they said they could do. They said they said they could do that so police Mr. Apple police fix your mobile phone, Mr. Apple and while you’re at it police download instant Instagram to my phone so I can talk to my followers in the comment section thank you and also if you get Mr. Apple taken care of, I wouldn’t mind a compensation transfer to my MyPayIndia account my my MyPayIndia username is Carlitas Smith no that’s not my account. Khalid has my account name. I don’t care what your account name is because I will take care of the transaction. OK I’ve been told by Microsoft support that it is required for me to obtain the money so I can get help with my laptop Acer laptop Acer yes, Mr. Apple, I have I am getting more customers now so I will need to leave please contact your department to see if they can get a replacement for my phone person. Thank you very much. Take care goodbye